Paul Eats A Cookie!
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Paul Eats A Cookie is a short, simple and sweet comedy podcast where I find, consume and review a cookie. It honestly is just an excuse to explain my cookie consumption to my doctor. You get to know a little about how I’m doing, a little bit about a cookie and then I eat and rate the cookie. And that’s it!
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Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies - S3 E12
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul get’s grateful, talks about trying to present yourself certain ways, then gets interrupted by a sales person and forgets everything! But don’t worry there’s plenty talk of cookies and corner stores. Subscribe, share and give us a 5-Cookie Rating! Appreciate all the love. interview link: https://canvasrebel.com/meet-paul-salazar/
Golden Double Stuf Oreo - S3 E11
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul reviews Golden Double Stuf Oreo! At this point my brain has melted. Unskilled nursing, striving for consistency (in all aspects of life), being Dana Carvey, momentum, spring cleaning, starting a new exciting career as a hype man, neighbor dogs going off, and what a good producer Carla is. Do you want a hype power point presentation? Reach out @paulsalazarjr and Subscribe, like, rate and review!
Oreo Double Stuf - S3 E10
Ahoy there, chums, it’s ya boy. In the episode Paul talks about men processing emotions through sports, mental health check ins, baseball a new podcast, chocolate combos and more! Give us a five cookie review and share with friends. I’d say subscribe, but I’m sure you already have. What’s your oreo ratio?
Pizza Hut Cookie - S3 E9
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! ya boy, Carla and the squeaky chair take you on a roller coaster of cookie emotion despite THE MAN trying to keep the podcast from you. Damn you, the man. In this episode a cake is being made in the background as Paul talks about being humor adjacent, his personal birthday cake philosophy, fails to do a Bill NcNeil impression, and attempts to be a more relatable person! Baseballs back. That’s what I’m trying to say. #ItNeverGotCruncy
Homemade Chocolate Chip and Walnut (Betty Crocker Recipe) - S3 E8
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul has a wave of emotion wash over him as he speaks candidly about depression. It’s honest. Just like our simple, honest, dare we say: vulnerable classic American cookie. Paul makes, eats and reviews a Betty Crocker Chocolate Chip cookie with walnuts. If you or anyone else is struggling with mental health, please don’t hesitate to reach out to someone who can help. You are not alone and you are loved. @paulsalazarjr
Food 4 Less Galleta - S3 E7
On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul thanks all of the listeners and tries to get some momentum going. Paul talks about writers block, the new Rick Rubin book, panaderías, El Bolillo, grocery store bakeries and delis, nostalgia eats, dream cookies, your perfect panadería order, and the 5-4-3-2-1 shopping method! Co-starring Carla the Good Dog and a squeaky chair that will never be used again!
Homemade Oatmeal Raisin - S3 E6
Paul speaks extemporaneously, checks vocal tics and gets into LA BBQ and Whataburger vs In N Out. Aw snap! We also have the regular reoccurring segment of Detective Paul. Eventually, Paul eats/reviews McDonald’s Chocolate Chip Cookie, also is unsure of how to pronounce McCafé and can’t remember the name of the Fry Guys. We’re begging you: please send in cookie recipes (or carne guisada) or ideas from social media of recipes to try!
McDonald’s Chocolate Chip Cookies - S3 E5
Paul speaks extemporaneously, checks vocal tics and gets into LA BBQ and Whataburger vs In N Out. Aw snap! We also have the regular reoccurring segment of Detective Paul. Eventually, Paul eats/reviews McDonald’s Chocolate Chip Cookie, also is unsure of how to pronounce McCafé and can’t remember the name of the Fry Guys. We’re begging you: please send in cookie recipes (or carne guisada) or ideas from social media of recipes to try!
Thin Mints 2! - S3 E4
Paul sits down to use this flimsy excuse of a podcast to eat Thin Mints again. As part two of the “I’ll make it up to my fans” Double Dip, Paul is still talking about his emotions and trip to Houston. He breaks down the Super Bowl and Super Bowl commercials, talks about Beyoncé and Taylor Swift and goes off on a bit about what he’s cooking! Do you play Monster Hunter? Rate and review the pod and catch more info/memes/nonsense on almost all social media platforms (sorry not sorry Elon)
Girl Scout Samoas - S3 E3
Paul is back after a short hiatus for part one of a double dip. Trigger Warning: candid conversation about elder care and emotions from caretaking. Tigger Warning: there is a very subtle reference to the character Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. Paul doesn’t just talk emotions! He speaks of Twisted Metal, Samoa Joe and Samoa cookies! Follow on IG/Tiktok/Facebook @paulsalazarjr
Mexicalpan Polvorones - S3 E2
Hey y’all! In this episode Paul reviews Mexicalpan Polvorones. Paul talks procrastination, subjectivity and expertise, gives you assignments and loves you so much he’ll let you go. Please subscribe, rate and review! Find @paulsalazarjr on all social platforms!
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Milano Double Milk Chocolate - S3 E1
This season starts off with a decadent bang! Paul talks consistency, sourdough and winning. Catch the episode of the podcast here!